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So this morning, I heard my door bell ring at about 5.45am. I looked out the window and saw a massive Zulu warrior sat there on a giraffe playing a little golden ukulele. He spotted me peering through my curtains and shouted in a broad Manc accent ' Don't panic, I've been sent from the past in a time machine that someone from the future came back in time in, to send me forward in time to come here to tell you that you need to go back in time to meet the person that sent me forward in time so you can both go further back in time so that you can learn Dutch, so that when you arrive back at this specific point in time again, we can speak in my native language and I can explain to you why you need to marry your cousin to save the world' 'That's strange' I thought, I don't even have a door bell.
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dogsbody14 Lennysavile-- Got a stutter son? Too many underage age boys up your asshole!!
21 min ago - View Post
dogsbody14 Beastialiy again nonce? 12yr old stable boy and a horse is your fantasy eh? Oxford bacon boy!
23 min ago - View Post
risco …it’s hard to believe that some cunt actually posts that fuckin’ dire drivel on here, yet here we are…. ….bet the 1950’s fun & hilarity never ceases in your squalid little little hovel you humourless loser.
26 min ago - View Post
dogsbody14 Lennysavile...What's on your wish list? A 12yr boy bent over a hay bale and a fresh bottle of lube? Oh,and a horse,just for you....
2 hours ago - View Post
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