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Mr Patel is wandering around his local outdoor market looking for bargains when he gets chatting with his old schoolmate Mr Singh, he tells him about a new value toilet roll that he's started buying from the local papermills, "It's made out of recycled paper so it's very cheap - only £5 for 2 dozen rolls. It's a brand new product, they haven't even decided what they are going to call it yet!" Mr Patel agrees to buy a bag of 24 rolls to try them out. A week later at the same market, "Hey Bhupinder, I've thought of a brand name for those toilet rolls you sold me last week." Mr Singh replies, "That's good Sunil, what is it?" "John Wayne toilet rolls. They're rough, they're tough and they don't take shit off Indians!"
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