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I was left to look after our toddler by myself for the first time last night, as my wife was out on a hen party. Of course, she just had to ring and check on us when she got to her hotel... "Have you put him to bed?" She asked. "Of course." I told her. "He's all tucked in, fast asleep." "Did you give him his supper?" "I did. He ate it all." "Did he drink his milk?" "Every drop." "Did you read him his bedtime story?" "Sure did, The Three Bears. Did all the voices, we had fun with it." "Aww, I knew you'd be fine with him... OH!!" she interrupted herself. "You did make him brush his teeth, didn't you?" "Of course I did." I assured her. "Even his bottom teeth?" "Oh shit, no." I told her. "To be honest, I didn't realise he had any up there."

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nausicaa 🤔🤔🤔

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nausicaa Your use of a dictaphone shows your age

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nausicaa Max speed set slower than the UK edition

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nausicaa it seems to have gotten rid of chum at least. I'll take my ban on the veranda

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nausicaa Shouldn't the hands on the clock be pointing to 9 and 7?

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nausicaa You just have to hit it 20 damn times

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