I was left to look after our toddler by myself for the first time last night, as my wife was out on a hen party. Of course, she just had to ring and check on us when she got to her hotel... "Have you put him to bed?" She asked. "Of course." I told her. "He's all tucked in, fast asleep." "Did you give him his supper?" "I did. He ate it all." "Did he drink his milk?" "Every drop." "Did you read him his bedtime story?" "Sure did, The Three Bears. Did all the voices, we had fun with it." "Aww, I knew you'd be fine with him... OH!!" she interrupted herself. "You did make him brush his teeth, didn't you?" "Of course I did." I assured her. "Even his bottom teeth?" "Oh shit, no." I told her. "To be honest, I didn't realise he had any up there."
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lennyscrevasse Look at this, 10 and then another 5. I think it's time to investigate who's really got multiple accounts on here
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lennyscrevasse Why the hell should anyone care about the opinion dograpist? Not like you post anything yourself. All you do is chirp away behind your keyboard trolling users and fantasizing about dogs. You're the worse type of incel as well. You can dish it out but can't take it. Just jog on
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lennyscrevasse Jackbumtits, again show me some proof of me using other accounts / alter egos. I suspect the old bill gave up when they realised they were dealing with a sad lonely incel turd. Watch thru don't get hold of your hard drive you fucking creep
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lennyscrevasse I'm not threatening you dogfucker. Come and call me a nonce to my face, that's all
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jackbuntis Hi, Lenny alt… ….i noticed you’ve pretty much stopped using your @propacunt alt for abusive threatening & menacing messages and some comments... …just wondering if it’s because I reported you to the police couple of months back? (as I said I would) JB
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