Sickipedia

Loading...

Sickipedia

View Post

Report Post

oorwullie

8 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 0

I was left to look after our toddler by myself for the first time last night, as my wife was out on a hen party. Of course, she just had to ring and check on us when she got to her hotel... "Have you put him to bed?" She asked. "Of course." I told her. "He's all tucked in, fast asleep." "Did you give him his supper?" "I did. He ate it all." "Did he drink his milk?" "Every drop." "Did you read him his bedtime story?" "Sure did, The Three Bears. Did all the voices, we had fun with it." "Aww, I knew you'd be fine with him... OH!!" she interrupted herself. "You did make him brush his teeth, didn't you?" "Of course I did." I assured her. "Even his bottom teeth?" "Oh shit, no." I told her. "To be honest, I didn't realise he had any up there."

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment

Award

Share

Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

Just heard Vengaboys released a new version of their song “Boom Boom Boom Boom”. It’s now called “Bondi Boom Boom Boom Boom”. Exclusive Australian version out now on Apple Music and Spotify and Deezer.

devonshiresicko

an hour ago

Are Muslims Allahcaholics?

conkeydock

2 hours ago

Spinal Tap: This one goes up to ... Heaven!

bomber

5 hours ago

Just opened the window on my advent calendar and Liam Payne fell out....

legendary2019

7 hours ago

Yearly check ups at the doctors can greatly improve your chances of catching prostate cancer... Why the fuck would I want to improve my chances of catching prostate cancer?

phannyphlaps

11 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

jackbuntis …aye spot on. ……after recriminations when they fucked up the site the others buggered off & have left Wankstain to it, with nothing apart from a car crash shitshow of a site & a shed full of unwanted worthless gems 😂

40 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 He's fucking terrified Jack....He knows we've got him,bang to rights,for being the only admin and alt on here! Lower than a yellow snakes belly!!

an hour ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Don't blame others for your failures, you've fucking screwed this site into the deck,and the inevitable is coming

an hour ago - View Post

dogsbody14 You are the only admin left wankstain..

an hour ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Oi! Wankstain, am I getting too close to the truth, so you've blocked me from commenting on YOUR account! Hit a nerve have I ? I can feel you panicking and squirming from the truth,shitting a brick because your dialup site is imploding around you? Hahahahahaha!!

an hour ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Oi! Wankstain, am I getting too close to the truth, so you've blocked me from commenting on YOUR account! Hit a nerve have I ? I can feel you panicking and squirming from the truth,shitting a brick because your dialup site is imploding around you? Hahahahahaha!!

an hour ago - View Post

Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 1 | Score : 414.80

dinkdonk

Rank : 2 | Score : 154.20

hadoken

Rank : 3 | Score : 115.70

jackmeough

Rank : 4 | Score : 114.70

bobby24

Rank : 5 | Score : 73.60

Guidelines, Information and Rules

Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.

  1. 01-

    Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.

  2. 02-

    As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.

  3. 03-

    If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.

  4. 04-

    Do not repost from all time top list.

  5. 05-

    Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.

  6. 06-

    No posting personal information.

  7. 07-

    Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.

  8. 08-

    Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored

  9. 09-

    Child Exploitation content

  10. 10-

    As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit

  11. 11-

    Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.

  12. 12-

    Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.

  13. 13-

    Promoting false information

max 1000 characters

Send

If this post breaks Sickipedia rules or just made your soul itch? Smash that report button. Our community takes this stuff seriously — we’ll handle it faster than your last bad decision and try turning this hellhole into something resembling heaven… or at least a cleaner hell.

max 1000 characters

Report

Once you hit the big red button, this masterpiece of chaos gets thrown into the digital abyss. No backups, no recycling bin, no second chances. It’ll be gone forever—like your ex’s number, your childhood innocence, and every embarrassing Facebook status you wrote in 2009. Think carefully: deleting this post means sacrificing it to the Sickipedia void, where it’ll sit next to all the bad jokes, spam memes, and posts that even your mum wouldn’t laugh at.

Delete

max 1000 characters

Take Action

max 1000 characters

Make Invisible

Honor this masterpiece of misery: toss an award before the void swallows your soul.

Award This Madness