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I was driving home yesterday when I came up to one of those half barrier level crossings.The red lights were flashing and the barriers were on their way down so I pulled up sharply. Suddenly this car full of Pakis pulled out and tried to beat the lights and barriers. They got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the car disintegrated and all the occupants were killed instantly. I sat there open mouthed and thought "Jesus, that could have easily been me" So this morning I've sent off my train drivers application form to Network Rail
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risco ….siiiiigh, any chance of posting something original you arse dribblin’ spastic?
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scorpiox666 ….how is it even possible to be so boringly unfunny you arse dribblin’ cunt?
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sheldon007 …bored the poor lass to fuckin’ death more like ya cunt, with the unfunny shite ye spread all over this site…. ….ya about as funny as chum & wasp ya tosser, oh wait, they’re your accounts too! …fuckin’ arse dribblin’ spastic.
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