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muskkhar99

4 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 11

What do you call a cholo investigating a crime scene? Sherlock homes foo.

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lennyscrevasse You throw baseless allegations and it's up to me to disprove them? Yeah that's how it works. You crack on though. And when "Gareth" gets his knock on the door I'll be fast asleep and in a totally different part of the country. In fact you're so pathetic I'll even give you a clue where I am in my next joke about you. Give me a couple of hours, I'm off down the oriental rub shop

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lennyscrevasse The fact that you think I'm called Gareth is even funnier than the fact you put dog biscuits on your tiny little pecker

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dogsbody14 Someone's jealous, aren't they, riscowankstain?

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dogsbody14 Someone's worried....aren't they Gareth? But,don't worry, we've already done the investigation for you, and we already know 😉

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risco …aye, that was all over social media last year, just as it is this…. ….& why have you ‘😆’ ya own content you utterly sad tosser?

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