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A solicitor calls his wealthy art collector client and says, "Sir Ian, I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The client replied, "I've had an tough day. Give me the good news first!" The lawyer said, "Well, I met with Lady Pamela today, and she informed me that she just invested £50,000 in some pictures that she thinks will soon be worth about £50 million, I've looked at them and I think she could be right." Sir Ian replied enthusiastically, "Wow, that's incredible, my wife is a shrewd investor and I never even knew it, you've just made my day! Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and some rent boys in a motel."
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sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.
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dogsbody14 No she fucking didn't, you lying turd! Some paddy who hits little balls in holes won!
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dogsbody14 The lying freak speaks! Oi! Cuntstain....Where you been hiding boy? To ashamed to show yourself, or down the police station answering inquiries?
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