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4 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 0

Paddy and Murphy are walking around the Australia outback and find a massive hole “ I wonder how deep that feckin hole is “ say Paddy “ I am fecked if I knows” says Murphy, “there’s a old railway sleeper over there let’s grab the bastard trow it down and fiond out” So they both grab the railway sleeper and throw it down the hole Suddenly a Goat comes running towards them with fury in his eyes, they both jump out the way and the goat falls down the hole Few minutes later an old Aussie farmer rocks up “ Gday lads how ya going? aye you pair haven’t seen me a goat have ya, he’s a friendly old baaaaarrrrstard “ Paddy says “ Well we did have a goat run at us but he was furious and had the look of Satan in his eyes” Farmer says “ Na not mine lads, mine was tided to a railway sleeper”