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cloudcuckoo

5 years ago-Racism-Apartheid-Post Rating : 2

Whilst I was holidaying in Zimbabwe I witnessed the necklacing of a black woman by local gangs in which they place burning tyres around the neck of their victim. I shouted "stop that right this minute and remove that top tyre , it's illegal" One of the men shouted " what do you mean illegal" I said "you never mix cross plys with radials"

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