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I'm just wondering if I really should post this old joke, I've started so I'd better finish. A prostitute picks up a German tourist in London, and as they walk back to the cheap hotel they discuss terms (and conditions). He wants it kinky, she agree for an extra £50. As agreed, he ties her arms and ankles and then fits old bed springs to her knees and elbows. Finally he inserts a duck caller in her mouth and insists she blows it repeatedly. Do you know where this joke is going yet ? No, okay I'll continue. Off they go, he hammers her from behind and they bounce wildly around the room to the sound of a breathless goose. She realises the sex is absolutely fantastic and, when she has recovered, asks him what the technique is called. "It's an old German love-making practice"he replies, it's called the four sprung duck technique" OK, I'm not even stopping for my coat.

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