There was a woman who was pregnant with twins. She disturbed an armed robbery and was shot twice in the stomach. In the hospital, the doctors told her that the bullets had hit the twins in the bladder. They did what they could but they couldn't get the bullets out. The woman gave birth and the twins survived with a bullet lodged in each one's bladder. Years later, the girl twin came running out of the bathroom screaming. The mum asked what happened. The girl said that she was peeing and a bullet came out. The mum explained what happened. The next day, the boy twin came running out his bedroom screaming. The mother was confused because it couldn't have been while he was having a piss. She asked what happened. The boy said "I was wanking and I shot the dog" Ok. The kids at the school thought it was funny.
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sicklpedia Haha had a lot of you there, it seems. Even the actual admin commented on here without telling you all it was bullshit.
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newagenazi If it was a picture of your mum dogfucker, it would be dribbling out of her ass
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dogsbody14 Ffs! Change your insults and grow up lennywankstain...be original for once,you peado monce
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dogsbody14 What the fuck are you spluttering on about lennywankstain? Nice of you to use a picture of your mum though!
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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....Why are you accusing someone else of using your accounts, you bicycle seat sniffing peado
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