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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 4

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins. She disturbed an armed robbery and was shot twice in the stomach. In the hospital, the doctors told her that the bullets had hit the twins in the bladder. They did what they could but they couldn't get the bullets out. The woman gave birth and the twins survived with a bullet lodged in each one's bladder. Years later, the girl twin came running out of the bathroom screaming. The mum asked what happened. The girl said that she was peeing and a bullet came out. The mum explained what happened. The next day, the boy twin came running out his bedroom screaming. The mother was confused because it couldn't have been while he was having a piss. She asked what happened. The boy said "I was wanking and I shot the dog" Ok. The kids at the school thought it was funny.

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newagenazi …lyin’ cunt, bet ye stuck it up ya arse & had a wank, ya fuckin’ weirdo

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