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Little 8 year old girl is in the garden with her grandfather. She sees a daddy-long-legs on the grass. She asks: "Granda, what's this insect called?" "That's a daddy-long-legs." Then a second daddy-long-legs lands on top of the first. "Granda, what are they doing?" "I think they like each other" "So is that a mummy-long-legs?" The Grandfather laughs. "No, my little princess. That's also a daddy-long-legs". The little girl suddenly stomps her foot down upon them, crushing them both to death. "Princess! What did you do that for?" asks the horrified grandfather. "There will be none of that Bareback Mountain shit in my garden!"

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