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man walks into pub and asks barman " Are you up for a challenge? i will order 3 sets of drinks. Each set has a film connection. Get all 3 correct and i will pay double the bill BUT if you fail i get them all for no cost. Barman accepts challenge. OK says customer. 1. Vodka martini, shaken not stirred. 2. Treble whisky, double whisky and another treble whisky. 3. Six small glasses of gin. Barman pours all drinks as ordered. Right he says. 1 is James Bond 2 is whisky gslore but 3 is tricky. He asks his regulars but no one knows. So customer wins and all dtinks are free. After downing 1 and 2 the barman asks whats 3? Customer says " Mary Poppins. What ??? Customer says listen. He picks up and drinks all 6 in turn singing " Gin Gin for free , Gin Gin for free Gin Gin foe free !!!!!
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sickipedia You were the first one to downvote your own post. I can see who has upvoted and downvoted a post. And on this post it was you. I don't understand.
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lennyscrevasse I'm done with posting on here dogfucker but I check in from time to time to see you're still indulging in that pathetic fantasy. Get a hobby or something. HNY
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dogsbody14 You really are pathetic....How many threats have YOU made leonard using all your various alts?? Quite a fucking lot! Oh, Have a happy new year........
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scorpiox666 Scorpiox Here: The name default error is annoying - I never downvote people - My attitude is if I don't like a meme of comment, I just move on.
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scorpiox666 …& yes, I did write the previous comment, just as I have this one. Mod.
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scorpiox666 …please quit thumbin’ down every post… …it’s not fair or just, you’re hurting peoples feelings & discouraging others to post. Mod.
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