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theamazinracist

4 years ago-Racism-Scousers-Post Rating : 15

To everyone complaining about upcoming NI increase. You could just work smart like me; sit and home, smoke pot, lie, play PS5. You live off benefits your whole life, never have to pay a mortgage and then get your care home paid for by the state as well. -Scouse John

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