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Got chatting to a real stunner of a girl in the pub. We discussed the Ukraine situation and what Putin might do if Europe intervened. I said he would probably nuke us and we'd only have 20 minutes warning. She asked me what I would do if that happened. I answered, "Shag the arse off of anything that moved. What about you?" She replied, "Stand very, very, still"

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risco I love farts and lighting them

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risco oh I dunno, they seemed pretty pissed after Hillsborough

2 hours ago - View Post

risco DJTRUMP

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risco guidofawkes - stop being a wanker, and just piss off !!

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risco This meme would have been so much funnier if it had some bloke holding a board with "Trans women are men' written on it.

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risco Now that's a meme

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