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Got chatting to a real stunner of a girl in the pub. We discussed the Ukraine situation and what Putin might do if Europe intervened. I said he would probably nuke us and we'd only have 20 minutes warning. She asked me what I would do if that happened. I answered, "Shag the arse off of anything that moved. What about you?" She replied, "Stand very, very, still"

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jarjarbinks Of course I have; I buy one every week. With the price of bills and food and everything else sky high, it really takes the edge off, buying gems on a dead website to award my fellow Sickipedians for their humour. Doesn’t is all just make you warm and fuzzy on the inside.

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jarjarbinks scorpiox 666 here, None of the above comments are from me ???

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