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secretsiteagent

21 days ago-Racism-Black

I was at an 8-year-old's birthday party that I took my son to. I noticed the yummy mummy of the boy my son was playing with was gorgeous. I went up to her and said, "Seeing as we're both single, how about we have a little fun whilst the kids are playing?" "How do you know I'm single? I might have a man at home." "Nope you are single. Definitely. I know." "OK. You give me three guesses and if I can't determine how you know I'm single, we'll go out the back." "Deal." Said I, shaking on it. "Firstly, someone told you?" "Nope. I don't know anyone here." "Second, you looked at my ring finger?" "Nope with the amount of rings you've got on I can't see one from the other." "OK, it must be the way I'm dressed more glam than the other mums." "Not that either." "Alright, I give up." She said. "Well, it's quite simple. You're white and your son is black".

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nausicaa …aye, & the small team of four core staff they mention who are behind the various alts, (we all know who) fkn hate us & some.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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