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If the environment is right, the necessary chemicals exist, and you have a constant input of energy (sunlight), complex molecules form as a way to absorb more of this energy. Over time, some of these complex (organic) molecules become amino acids (most don't). Over even more time, some of these amino acids form orderly patterns and survive (most don't). Cellular 'life' begins. Over even more time, cells start to replicate and make errors along the way, nature being no perfect system. Most die out. Some survive. Even later, cells merge with other cells (most don't). Sexual selection begins. The fittest survive, the others don't. Different species begin to emerge, reproducing sexually. The natural law of entropy is violated, through an entirely natural process. Lifeforms evolve. Eventually, one species on the planet develops enough brainpower to ask where it/ the world/ everything came from. And that's where the prophets/ seers/ wise men/ messiahs came in and fucked it all up for everybody.

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