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jailer

3 years ago-Celebrities-The Royal Family-Post Rating : -1-Via

Today's headline....Prince Harry says he took drugs to escape reality........and they did the job perfectly! (Meghan must be on them too)

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Why did Machado give Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal? Because nothing screams "peace" like handing your hard-earned award to the guy who once suggested invading Venezuela—now if he accidentally starts a war over it, at least he'll have a shiny excuse to melt down into bullets. "See? It's for freedom... or whatever."

mandylost

2 hours ago

What goes up and down and smells of piss? The lift in a retirement home.

johnnysins

4 hours ago

Fuck me, the death count for the Manchester Arena bombing is much higher than I thought it was. Although I do wonder if Salman Abedi was really the only person to have committed suicide at that event.

hadoken

5 hours ago

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says: "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies: "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

rory

6 hours ago

Q. Who's the best Jewish cook? A. Hitler.

redneon

23 hours ago

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risco Old,childish and typical of this shitshow!

1 hours ago - View Post

mandylost They're not there to actually fight, they're there to represent the UK and NATO. Any attack on Greenland by the orange Mussolini will count as an attack on NATO.

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mrsniggerbaiter Finally you post something that's actually a joke instead of just being a little bitch.

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newagenazi orage you in agreement?

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lennyscrevasse Wrong again dograpist, keep digging through

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risco What?

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