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moistgusset88

2 years ago-Politics-Brexit

A German walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him : "20 euros!" The German is shocked - "20 euros? yesterday it was only 3 euros !" "Well, today it is 20 euros." \- "But why 20, damn it?" Bar tender : "I'll explain it, \-3 euros is beer,r> \-3 to help Ukraine, \-4 assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU. \-4 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia. \-Then 3 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal. \- and finally, 3 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!" The German silently took out the money and gave the bartender 20 euros. The bartender took them, entered in the cash register and gave him 3 euros back. German in disbelief : "Wait, you said 20 euros, right ? I gave you 20, why are you giving me back 3 euros?" "Ahh... We have no beer!"

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guidofawkes It’s unfunny spoon burners like you ya wanker that have fkd up this site.

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jimmysammy If these neo nazis had their way during WW2, they would all be speaking German and goose stepping on the streets of London. The problem with stupid people is that they don't know how stupid they really are.

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lennyscrevasse Ah I know who you are now. Good for you, I remember him saying there was good money to be made sucking dick at the back of platform 17 at Leeds train station

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lennyscrevasse Yes we're all one person. You got us bang to rights. Sad little incel twat

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jackbuntis …they’re prob just finishing a bag of brown before suckin’ each other off.

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