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The BBC reported that Muslim parents are withdrawing children from Music Lessons because their beliefs forbid them from learning music. The British Government has therefore issued a new list of songs that are acceptable to Muslims :- *Halal (Is It Meat You're Looking For), by Lionel Richie *They Tried To Mecca Me Go To Jihad (But I Said No, No, No), by Amy Winehouse *The Ayatollah of the Tiger, by Survivor *The Way You Mecca Me Feel, by Michael Jackson *Anything by 80's pop group Qu'ran Qu'ran *The Meccarana *Fatwah-Bottomed Girls, by Queen *Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Burqini *Something in the Way Shia Moves, by James Taylor *Allah Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), by Meatloaf.
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jackbuntis So obvious it’s an AI generated post: Grammatically it’s near perfect, no spelling mistakes et al….. ……bland waffle in abundance….. ….any cunt with half a brain would given up reading it after the first two or three lines….. ….only imbecilic tossers would’ve read the whole thing!
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risco Jesus fuckin’ Christ there’s some idiots on here….. ….its an AI generated post ffs.
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dogsbody14 Oh Dear wankstain.....fatal move! My point proven.....IT IS ONLY YOU HERE!! You sad,sad bastard!!
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majorahole Is this one of those ironic post that just make the poster a cunt?
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