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madtim

3 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 10

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th-grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. "I had a cat who stuttered Miss," he volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident. "Well," he began, "I was in the back yard ...with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "Gosh. That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was!" said Johnny. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "F*ck", the Rottweiler ate him!"

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dogsbody14 Nice try vapeman aka lennywankstain..trying to encourage people to spend money to bail out your shitstain? FRAUD GARETH, YOU GINGER CUNT!?

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dogsbody14 ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS! LENNYWANKSTAIN/CHUM/ WASP/HADOKEN/STICKYAGAIN WAS PLAYING US FOR CUNTS!! THIS IS FUCKING FRAUD,YOU CUNT,FRAUD!@

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jimmysammy Kash Patel, FBI Director.

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ddraiggoch It's the 5th of September and it's still live you lying twats!

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dogsbody14 Oh,Gareth.....bye bye, I fucking hate you!

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dogsbody14 Bye Bye Gareth, Hahahahahaha!!!!

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