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one year ago-Other-Women

My wife arrived back from her driving test. "So," I asked excitedly, "how did you get on?" "Not good," she replied. "He failed me." "Oh dear!" I said sympathetically. "It can't be that bad; what did he pull you up on?" "A rope," she replied. "The car's still in the river."

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jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

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jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

21 min ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

21 min ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

21 min ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

21 min ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

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