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neverumind

one year ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 7

"What am I going to do?" cried my tearful elderly relative. "My winter allowance won't cover my gas bill?" "But it is rather large, have you had the heating on full blast or something?" I exclaimed. "Hardly at all, I've just cooked a few puddings and stuff for some people," she sniffled. "But the bill's nearly 43 grand!" I scoffed. "Just how many puddings have you been making, Aunt Bessie?"

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risco Prostrate cancer...?

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scorpiox666 At last! A genuinely funny joke! Well done that man!

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bobby24 Need some Viagra to help that fucking ancient joke?

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redneon nice one

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bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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