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harry7695

2 years ago-Other-Random

I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever." She said, "My boyfriend is right beside you." "Good, I'm glad I've got his support."

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jackbuntis ….the original & funnier version, obviously dumbed down, as this is no longer an edgy/Sicki joke site goes: “oh cum on ye faithful”…

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charlie Quinten you have a real cock problem

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mp47 I didn't know Rio Ferdinand played for Villa.

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nausicaa Alas this does not show them being ushered out with £70 pocket money and an additional £500 if they leave quietly...

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giggsy1994 They don't have to escape over the wall, just walk straight out through the front door.

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cottonpicker Excellent meming

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