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andyfreak

8 months ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 12

Went to see a magician last night. He called a black guy up on stage and said " I will make this gentleman disappear in front of your very eyes, "He took off his top hat, tapped it 3 times with his magic wand and pulled out a positive pregnancy test.

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