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8 months ago-Politics-Conservative-Post Rating : 4

A Chicago police officer pulls a man over for driving all over the road... ...and discovers the man has clearly been drinking. Officer: "You'll have to come with me for a breathalyzer test, sir." Man: "I'm afraid I can't do that officer, I'm ams-- *hic* alths-- I'm asthmatic. I could have an episode." O: "I see. In that case, I'll need to take you down to the station for a blood test." M: "I can't do that either, see, because I'm a helmpho-- a hemophiliac. I could bleed out." O: "*sigh*... okay, just stand right there and hold your arms out to your sides, tilt your head straight back, and touch your nose with your right index finger." M: "I'm afraid I can't do that either, because I.................." O: "What, you have vertigo?" M: "Yes! Sorry, I can't think very fast after 14 beers!"

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risco …wish they’d done us all a favour & dropped a toaster in ya bath, you fuckin’ loser.

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risco "Spud" from Trainspotting surely?

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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....you are a FRAUD! Taking peoples money to fund your peado lifestyle

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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain...You're talking back at yourself again, jeez,how many fucking accounts have you got,cuntbreath?

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bobby24 When taking a screenshot of unfunny shit that’s been all over ‘X’ FB, Instagram et al for the past wk at least have the fuckin’ decency to crop it before you spam it on here, you useless humourless dick ‘ed.

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risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.

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