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jimmysammy

10 months ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 24

When I got home I found a note from my wife saying she had gone out for a few drinks with her mates and that she had left me some dinner that just needed reheating. As soon as I shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes I heard her come crashing through the front door pissed out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sex right there. After some foreplay, I fucked her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating. "Wow, you've never lasted that long before," she giggled. As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and my dinner was ready!

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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.

39 min ago - View Post

clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.

40 min ago - View Post

clown What’s funny about this Pakeh? Come on, let us all in on the joke?

42 min ago - View Post

clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.

43 min ago - View Post

clown …ffs, not this again. Must be the most posted content on here & social media this year, you utterly sad, tragic boring cunt.

an hour ago - View Post

clown That make laugh did it you sad tragic cunt…. ….it may have been mildly amusing in the 70’s when Freddie Starr wrote & performed it….. …..but listen you imbecilic spastic, the world has moved on, you cretinous unfunny tosser.

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jimmysammy

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