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jimmysammy

10 months ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 24

When I got home I found a note from my wife saying she had gone out for a few drinks with her mates and that she had left me some dinner that just needed reheating. As soon as I shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes I heard her come crashing through the front door pissed out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sex right there. After some foreplay, I fucked her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating. "Wow, you've never lasted that long before," she giggled. As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and my dinner was ready!

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lled24 "From the river to the sea - We didnt read the history"

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dogsbody14 Nice try vapeman aka lennywankstain..trying to encourage people to spend money to bail out your shitstain? FRAUD GARETH, YOU GINGER CUNT!?

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dogsbody14 ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS! LENNYWANKSTAIN/CHUM/ WASP/HADOKEN/STICKYAGAIN WAS PLAYING US FOR CUNTS!! THIS IS FUCKING FRAUD,YOU CUNT,FRAUD!@

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jimmysammy Kash Patel, FBI Director.

8 hours ago - View Post

ddraiggoch It's the 5th of September and it's still live you lying twats!

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dogsbody14 Oh,Gareth.....bye bye, I fucking hate you!

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