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kimjongtrump

10 months ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 8

I often get asked how we've stayed together for so long. Well we wouldn't split up because we'd hate to see each other happy, and I don't gag anymore when she Dutch ovens me. I get my own back though, the mouse traps on the bathroom floor that catch her tits in the dark is a good one, and making sure the toilet seat is loose when she has the runs. She gives as good as she gets though, coating my viagra with serious laxative was a good one, just try running to the crapper with a boner and sitting there! Still, love the old bag to bits. Last time I had a rectal exam, she sent the doctor one of her 'Toys' to assist him. That fucking hurt, I owe her for that. Anyway, be cunts to each other and never lose your sense of humour.

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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.

36 min ago - View Post

clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.

37 min ago - View Post

clown What’s funny about this Pakeh? Come on, let us all in on the joke?

39 min ago - View Post

clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.

41 min ago - View Post

clown …ffs, not this again. Must be the most posted content on here & social media this year, you utterly sad, tragic boring cunt.

44 min ago - View Post

clown That make laugh did it you sad tragic cunt…. ….it may have been mildly amusing in the 70’s when Freddie Starr wrote & performed it….. …..but listen you imbecilic spastic, the world has moved on, you cretinous unfunny tosser.

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