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I often get asked how we've stayed together for so long. Well we wouldn't split up because we'd hate to see each other happy, and I don't gag anymore when she Dutch ovens me. I get my own back though, the mouse traps on the bathroom floor that catch her tits in the dark is a good one, and making sure the toilet seat is loose when she has the runs. She gives as good as she gets though, coating my viagra with serious laxative was a good one, just try running to the crapper with a boner and sitting there! Still, love the old bag to bits. Last time I had a rectal exam, she sent the doctor one of her 'Toys' to assist him. That fucking hurt, I owe her for that. Anyway, be cunts to each other and never lose your sense of humour.
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dogsbody14 Nice try vapeman aka lennywankstain..trying to encourage people to spend money to bail out your shitstain? FRAUD GARETH, YOU GINGER CUNT!?
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dogsbody14 ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS! LENNYWANKSTAIN/CHUM/ WASP/HADOKEN/STICKYAGAIN WAS PLAYING US FOR CUNTS!! THIS IS FUCKING FRAUD,YOU CUNT,FRAUD!@
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