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The Lone Ranger is captured by redskins, then taken back to the camp. The chief says, we have heard of you honorable white warrior, so shall allow you one request a day as we will kill you in three days time. The Ranger says, let me talk so my horse which the chief allows. He whistles, and Silver comes to him. He proceeds to whisper into Silver's ear, then the horse runs off at speed. Two hours later Silver returns with a stunning blond on his back. She dismounts, then enters the Ranger's tent where she stays for the night. The following morning the chief enters the tent after the woman has left. "We shall still kill you in two days, so make today's request." Again the Ranger asks to see his horse, and same as before he whispers onto Silver's ear, and the horse runs off, later to return with a beautiful brunette who dismounts, and enters the Rangers tent for the night. The following morning the chief comes to see the Ranger. Tomorrow we kill you, make today's request. "I want to talk to Silver alone! The chief agrees, and has the Ranger tied to a tree just outside the camp to stop him escaping, and where he can still be seen. Silver approached the tree, and the Ranger says... "Listen you stupid nag...I said fetch posse"