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8 years ago-Racism-Irish-Post Rating : 0

Paddy and Shaun Were at the Vegas shooting as bullets were getting fired at them Paddy got up and started pointing to the sky then the floor the sky to the floor to the sky to the floor. Shaun Shouted “Paddy Paddy what are you doing”. Paddy replied “I’m a a a a staying alive”

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