I was reading an article on Autoerotic Asphyxiation and thought I'd give it a try. I climbed in a wardrobe and tied a belt round my neck and on the top rail, then I set about spanking the monkey furiously. I lost my footing and passed out. Next thing I knew was this blinding light and a guy with a white beard standing over me. I said "are you Saint Peter". He said "no. Im the Homebase manager, now fuck off out of my store".
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bobby24 When taking a screenshot of unfunny shit that’s been all over ‘X’ FB, Instagram et al for the past wk at least have the fuckin’ decency to crop it before you spam it on here, you useless humourless dick ‘ed.
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risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.
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risco …by far the most unfunny thing posted on here in yrs, you cretinous, arse dribblin’ spastic. No wonder this site is fuckin’ tanking. Tossers like you spamming decades old shit that was never funny first time around. Bit of luck you might do us all a favour tonight in your sleep & kiff it by choking to death on ya own bile embittered vomit, ya fuckin’ loser.
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risco ….siiiiigh, any chance of posting something original you arse dribblin’ spastic?
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scorpiox666 ….how is it even possible to be so boringly unfunny you arse dribblin’ cunt?
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