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I was reading an article on Autoerotic Asphyxiation and thought I'd give it a try. I climbed in a wardrobe and tied a belt round my neck and on the top rail, then I set about spanking the monkey furiously. I lost my footing and passed out. Next thing I knew was this blinding light and a guy with a white beard standing over me. I said "are you Saint Peter". He said "no. Im the Homebase manager, now fuck off out of my store".
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risco ….siiiiigh, any chance of posting something original you arse dribblin’ spastic?
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