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I was chased down today, by a gang of homophobic thugs shouting horrible slurs, calling me sick and disgusting, and throwing bottles at me as they ran. I only lost them by darting through a brightly lit doorway and cowering behind a huge potted plant. Once I was sure they had run past and I was safe, I collapsed into a foetal ball and sobbed my heart out. When I eventually calmed down, I realised I had taken refuge in a casino. I'd never been in one before, it was fascinating. I even managed to leave with an extra two hundred quid in my pocket. I sucked a guy off in the toilet.

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nausicaa 🤔🤔🤔

21 min ago - View Post

nausicaa Your use of a dictaphone shows your age

1 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa Max speed set slower than the UK edition

1 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa it seems to have gotten rid of chum at least. I'll take my ban on the veranda

7 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa Shouldn't the hands on the clock be pointing to 9 and 7?

8 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa You just have to hit it 20 damn times

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