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I was chased down today, by a gang of homophobic thugs shouting horrible slurs, calling me sick and disgusting, and throwing bottles at me as they ran. I only lost them by darting through a brightly lit doorway and cowering behind a huge potted plant. Once I was sure they had run past and I was safe, I collapsed into a foetal ball and sobbed my heart out. When I eventually calmed down, I realised I had taken refuge in a casino. I'd never been in one before, it was fascinating. I even managed to leave with an extra two hundred quid in my pocket. I sucked a guy off in the toilet.

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ratty it seems to have gotten rid of chum at least. I'll take my ban on the veranda

3 hours ago - View Post

ratty Shouldn't the hands on the clock be pointing to 9 and 7?

4 hours ago - View Post

ratty You just have to hit it 20 damn times

5 hours ago - View Post

ratty Entrance round the back

6 hours ago - View Post

ratty …aye, get the fk over yasel, no fkn cares, least of all thd mods.

20 hours ago - View Post

ratty I'll get you all the dilithium crystals in the universe if you get us out of this

23 hours ago - View Post

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