This Jewish bloke is at the fair when he saw a roller coaster. He goes to get on and the traveller stops him and says "sorry I don't let Jews on coz you scream too much. It annoys too many people". The Jew says "oh go on please we wont scream honest". The traveller says "I'll tell you what, if you can go on that roller coaster without screaming then I won't charge you but if you do then it's double, agreed?" The Jew agrees and they strap him in and off he goes. Up and down, round and round this bloke is gritting his teeth but doesn't make a sound. He gets let off the ride and the traveller says "fair dues to you mate, no charge. But I have to ask, wasn't there any parts of the ride that made you really want to scream?" The Jew said "there was one part" The traveller said "which bit, was it the big drop?" He said "No, when my boy fell out"
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jarjarbinks Of course I have; I buy one every week. With the price of bills and food and everything else sky high, it really takes the edge off, buying gems on a dead website to award my fellow Sickipedians for their humour. Doesn’t is all just make you warm and fuzzy on the inside.
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