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The Scottish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellowman ... air passengers, in this case! Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening British Airways flight from Glasgow to Toronto, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Scottish brogue: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 360 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 300 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience." When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our 10 hour flight. Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 300 dinners available."
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