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A guy from Pakistan arrives at the gates of heaven, where he is met by St. Peter. St. Peter takes one look at him and says "Woah, there's obviously some mistake. No Pakistanis allowed in here" The Pakistani replies "but I'm here for Jesus!" St Peter replies "ah! I see", turns around and shouts "hey Jesus, your taxi's here!"

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ratty it seems to have gotten rid of chum at least. I'll take my ban on the veranda

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