An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y"ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there"s a wee bar called McTavish"s. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you.""Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two.""Ahhh, that"s nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there"s O"Driscoll"s Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they"ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you"ve had enough drinks, they"ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.""Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?""Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
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dogsbody14 That's him....fucking peado wankstain! Trying out a 'risky' joke to appear relevant!
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locko ….gonna take down some gems off the shelf you cunt & award them to yourself Lenny-No-Mates? …..every time I se your post or comment I instantly wish I had type 2-diabetes so as to take my mind off your abysmal infantile cretinous crap, ya fuckin’ tragic loser. Go on block me ya wankstain?
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