An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y"ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there"s a wee bar called McTavish"s. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you.""Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two.""Ahhh, that"s nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there"s O"Driscoll"s Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they"ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you"ve had enough drinks, they"ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.""Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?""Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
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lennyscrevasse Look at this, 10 and then another 5. I think it's time to investigate who's really got multiple accounts on here
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lennyscrevasse Why the hell should anyone care about the opinion dograpist? Not like you post anything yourself. All you do is chirp away behind your keyboard trolling users and fantasizing about dogs. You're the worse type of incel as well. You can dish it out but can't take it. Just jog on
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lennyscrevasse Jackbumtits, again show me some proof of me using other accounts / alter egos. I suspect the old bill gave up when they realised they were dealing with a sad lonely incel turd. Watch thru don't get hold of your hard drive you fucking creep
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lennyscrevasse I'm not threatening you dogfucker. Come and call me a nonce to my face, that's all
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jackbuntis Hi, Lenny alt… ….i noticed you’ve pretty much stopped using your @propacunt alt for abusive threatening & menacing messages and some comments... …just wondering if it’s because I reported you to the police couple of months back? (as I said I would) JB
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