An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y"ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glasgow there"s a wee bar called McTavish"s. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you.""Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two.""Ahhh, that"s nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there"s O"Driscoll"s Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they"ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you"ve had enough drinks, they"ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.""Wow," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?""Not me, myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "but it happened to me sister!"
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jackbuntis …aye, I’d say ye better ask Bernard Manning who wrote that c50yrs ago…. …but sadly he’s long since dead, as should you be ya unoriginal, unfunny boring tosser.
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lennyscrevasse Oh and bombacoat. Check out who's actually posting. It's very rarely me and the dogfucker has been banned by the admin, not by me as he's trying desperately to infer. The guy needs medical help,.not just for his own besiiality
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