An old guy was in the park on a windy day when his hat blew off. He went to retrieve it when out of nowhere a big bull terror appeared and started ripping up his hat. He tried to grab it but the dog kept trying to bite him. The old man looked around and saw an big fat council house chav holding the lead. 'Oi' the old feller shouted. 'What the fuck do you want, you old coffin dodging cunt?' 'Don't talk to me like that . Your bloody dog just tried to bite me?' 'Yeh, so? What you going to do?' 'Well,' the old feller said, 'I could report him and he'll be destroyed.' 'Fuck me nah, don't do dat.' And the chav pulled the dog over and gave it a whallop on the head. 'There ya go .' The chav said, 'Fuckin' Dogs been punished for trying to bite yer.' 'But what about your Attitude?' 'My attitude? Nah, mate, it's your At he chewed.'
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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.
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clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.
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clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.
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