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There was 2 Indian blokes, they get invited to a fancy dress party. The theme of the fancy dress party is emotions , so the guest have to dress like an emotion type thing. The host is greeting everybody, that comes to the door. For the most part, the costumes is what you'd expect. Some women showed up dressed in red and said I am rage, i'm fucking anger, because I am red and then some other cunt shows up in green and says I am envy and then the two Indians show up, one of them is holding a pear in front of him and the pear has got a hole drilled in and he has got his dick in the hole, the other Indian is holding a bowl of custard, with his dick out, resting in the custard. The host is like. what the fuck have you two come as? The first Indian says Oh I am deep in dis pear and the the second Indian says Oh i'm fucking dis custard.
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lennyscrevasse Sounds like this Gareth is a right wrong'un - but tell me, does he violate dogs for dinner money and upvotes his own comments cos he's banned from posting like that sad little incel twat Dograpist69 ?
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dogsbody14 "Gareth the ginger peado, had a very shiny knob.....Everytime he saw a schoolboy, it would throb and throb....." Alright Gareth?
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