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jasonfromstoke

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 0

Dude goes to his doctor and says 'Doc, my arsehole is the size of a dustbin lid' Doc says 'Fuck, I better have a look' So ol' mate down with the pants, bends over and sure enough, arsehole the size of a dustbin lid. Doc says 'Fuck, thats bad. How did that happen?' Bloke says 'I was on safari in Africa and an elephant raped me'. Doc says 'Fuck, thats bad. But I thought elephants had really long cocks, but not all that thick?' Bloke says 'Yeah, but the bastard fingered me first'.

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sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.

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dogsbody14 No she fucking didn't, you lying turd! Some paddy who hits little balls in holes won!

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dogsbody14 And we're back on 'Cringe'! Grow up you idiot!

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dogsbody14 The lying freak speaks! Oi! Cuntstain....Where you been hiding boy? To ashamed to show yourself, or down the police station answering inquiries?

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