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cupidfuckingstunt

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Anal-Post Rating : 33

Dear Deirdre. My boyfriend's a right dick! He told me the best cure for constipation was anal sex. I didn't believe him but after some persuasion, he talked me into it and I let him stick his big fat knob into my tiny little arsehole. He shagged me up the bum really hard then after a while, shot his muck, deep into my bowels. He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again as he's still constipated. What should I do? Sharon of Essex

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scorpiox666 ….just a shame you wasn’t wearing it when the bullets were flying, you sad unfunny cunt. ……next time try & thieve a meme to post on here that hasn’t been doing the rounds on FB these past 4-days….. …..we’re all just waiting now for you to thumb up ya post as usual, fuckin’ tragic tosser.

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scorpiox666 ….just a shame you wasn’t wearing it when the bullets we’re flying, you sad unfunny cunt. ……next time try & thieve a meme to post on here that hasn’t been doing the rounds on FB these past 4-days….. …..we’re all just waiting now for you to thumb up ya post as usual, fuckin’ tragic tosser.

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dogsbody14 You posted it wankstain....ask yourself the same question!

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dogsbody14 Lennywankstains mum off to be serviced by the Russian Baltic Fleet...

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dogsbody14 @ernstarsefingerer- Finally confessing all your alts,lenny? Finally rumbled you,cuntbag!!

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