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speeding copper killed on unmarked bike riding without due care and attention and ignoring speed and road warning signs in Berkshire while killing an innocent passenger in a car. No charges will be brought. In other news: - cyclist imprisoned while doing 10 mph with dangerous cycling. - driver sentenced to 500 years ban and 50 years in prison after having a wine gum - man sentenced to death after found smoking in a pub - 1,400,000 speed tickets issued in 2017 - 12,500,000 parking tickets issued - 150,000 burglaries a month - nil burglars or thefts solved. good policing constable ello ello ello -

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nausicaa Poor Matt, having his name cropped from creative work then whored on here without a credit or acknowledgment, for a few cheap votes on Sicki. ☹️

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nausicaa just being friends with a queer is enough to send you to hell?

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nausicaa Can Jimmysammy still post a Trump Pic/Joke every 5 minutes?

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nausicaa It’s a dangerous game. Risky business, but worth it. Love lighting farts.

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nausicaa I'm finding it hard to beat or take in hand?

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nausicaa A pair of bollocks, then?

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